Anna the Carnivorous

We ate specialty pizza for dinner tonight, with gourmet sausage on top.

Everyone was enjoying themselves, when Jason got a mischievous twinkle in his eyes.

Jason: "Do you know what kind of sausage that is?"

I cringed, shooting Jason a glare that screamed, "DON'T YOU DARE!"

Anna and Sarah: "What kind?"

Jason: "It's tongue sausage."

Sarah gasped.

Anna: "TONGUE sausage?"

Jason: "Yeah. It's cow's tongue."

Anna: "A cow's tongue?"

Jason: "Yeah, a tongue from a cow."

Anna: "Did the cow cry?"

Jason: "No, not when you were eating him. Maybe when they killed it."

Sarah: "He cried when they killed him?"

Jason: "Yeah, he probably did."

Anna: "Can we make sausage?"