A Mystery in Wood
Once upon a time, there was a pile of wood, hauled and split by a city boy with a day job. The pile of wood sat in the open air, happy and dry, until rain came. Then the city boy decided to stack the wood in a shed.
When he went outside, he found that the wood pile had doubled in size. Fresh rounds sat quietly with the split wood. "That's strange," said the city boy. He stacked the split wood and went inside.
The next day, the city boy thought he might split some of the new wood. But when he went outside, he found that the wood pile had doubled in size, again. . .
I suspect the neighbors.
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Okay. . .that is just funny. My husband's best friend and his wife used to live next door to us. There was a privacy fence between the two houses. When Victoria got old enough to follow directions, Tony would send her to throw things over the fence into their back yard--banana peels, crab shells, unwanted clothing, old shoes. . .but never, no never, no never ever ever his precious firewood. . .which has lasted us for about 5 years.
That is hilarious! Is it good wood? I mean, if he doesn't have to chop it then who's to complain?ha ha
Roxanne-- Yeah, I think I'd prefer firewood to old sneakers. :)
Jessica-- It's lodgepole, which is as good as it gets around here. And it's dry!
mmmm the wood fairy! How wonderful!
Cool beans. When Jenn first told me about this I wondered if someone was offloading their "pissfir" on you guys, but no, it looks like you've been the victims of an honest to goodness Good Samaritan.
Don't you just love small towns?
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