Jonah, Two-Year-Old Schizo

Jonah pretended to bite into his baseball.

"What are you eating?" said Jonah.

"A muffin!" said Jonah.

"A muffin?" said Jonah.

"Yeah, a muffin!" said Jonah.

"Want to go outside?" said Jonah.

"Aaah," said Jonah. "Yes! I go outside!"