The Popcorn Derby

Anna, eating her popcorn. . .



Announcer popcorn: It's time for the race! Ready, set, go! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go! Go! Go! Run! Run, Sammy! You WIN the RACE! Woo-hooo!

Sammy: (panting) I won? Woo-hoo!

Announcer: Now you get to be eaten!

Sammy: Hooray! What is there to eat?

Announcer: Just you!

Sammy: What? No, I don't want to be eaten! NO! Aaaaaaauugh! (crunch)




Mom's Side Note: Has anyone ever read "Loteria" by Borges? Similar idea, with a lottery instead. Sick and twisted, all the same.