Jonah, Medical Miracle

Jonah became curious about Aunt Jenn's tummy tonight. He was shocked to learn that there was a baby inside her, which would someday come out.

Jonah said, "Can I have a baby in my tummy?" and in answer to his own question, started shoving a Cabbage Patch doll up his shirt. It was a tight shirt, so he only managed to get the head wedged against his belly.

As soon as the baby was lodged, Jonah shouted, "It's coming out!"

But the baby did not want to come out.

Jonah struggled for a few moments. The baby didn't budge.

We all said, "Push, Jonah."

Jonah pushed and groaned, "Puuuuurrrrrrsh! . . . Puuuuuuurrrrrsh!"

And the baby popped out onto the floor.

"Yay!" he cried, "Look! My baby came out!"

Yes. So easy.